Brad’s Beard was kicking back today, enjoying the Twins game (what a win!), when it saw something very disturbing:  Tom Brunansky, Twins legend, in a suite, sans facial hair.

Tom, what’s going on?  Throughout the years, you have been good for at LEAST a killer mustache, and quite often, a very well done beard.  Nowadays it seems as though you’ve decided that perhaps you’re too good for the whiskers.  For shame.

Tom, Brad’s Beard asks of you:  when you’re out tonight, enjoying a reunion with Frank Viola, Bert Blyleven, and even Juan Berenguer (yes, he’s a stretch), all fantastic representatives of the Real Man Face Club to this day, realize what you’re missing. Tomorrow…don’t shave.